other girls: short skirts, fake tans, bleached hair
me:
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my mum was telling me a story about how my cat brought in a mouse to play with one day at midnight and was jumping around with it on the counter amongst the dirty dishes. She ignored it cause it was late and thought “oh he’ll catch it.” but today I was making cereal and thE MOUSE CRAWLED OUT OF THE TOASTER HOLY FUCK
so i guess that’s very very gross and now I have laid out a humane mouse catcher filled with chocolate flavoured cereal since mice like chocolate but urgh
Reasons why I’m glad I moved out.
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my parents just overheard my lemongrab impression and asked me if i was okay. i don’t know the long term consequences of this.
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View from The Forth Railway Bridge, East Scotland by Campbell Stewart.
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